Wowwww... Oh crap, I just remembered that I forgot to pick up a fish on Friday. I'm just going to get one of those plants with the siamese fighting fish underneath, so you don't need to feed either of them, they just eat each other's droppings.

As an aside, I highly recommend that people with fishtanks invest in some live plants - we had a few in our 25 gallon that sustained a dozen-plus fish for months without any flake food - we even had to trim them back, they were growing so much!