Jesus turned God Damn water into wine. I dont know what u call it where yer from, but down in here in Georgia that's called bootlegging! Did Jesus have a fucking liquor licence? HELL NO! When he gave his "wine" to people, he was putting hard working, poor alcohol manufacturors out of buisiness! Do they tell u that in the bible?!? NO! Jesus was a lawbreaking, mischevious little hebrew.

In the immortal words of a Mr. Jim Gaffigan on Jesus Christs work as a carpenter building a shed for the narrator's cousin: Jesus: "I'm the son of God..." Man: "Well, right now you're building a shed, so hop to it Jesus."