These are really funny..........makes me not feel so bad.

Two more

Two friends and I were eating in a restaurant after smoking, and my friend ordered a chicken sandwich, and asked the waitress "does it have any meat?" She meant to ask if it had bones, but said meat instead, and then we all cracked up and the waitress was looking at us like we were crazy.

I have also sat through a red light cycle, has anyone else done this? You know, the light is red, and then you catch a glimpse of green, but you didn't go, then it is red again. We also laughed about that, but I don't think the cars behind us found any amusement. (but they didn't beep at us either)