Funny things you've done while high

[Bear Grylls]

One time some friends and I had just got done boxing my friend's car, and we start it and drive off. We had been using a frisbee as an ash tray. We started to get money together to go buy more, and had like 40 bucks, that my friend had set on the frisbee. Then he just rolled down the window and dumped the money out. I was watching the whole time, and it was one of those moments (like a car accident) that you watch and know what's going to happen the whole time but don't say anything. I was like WTF dude you just threw the money out the window on the highway! And then we all laughed for like an hour.

[GonzoForever]

One time some friends and I had just got done boxing my friend's car, and we start it and drive off. We had been using a frisbee as an ash tray. We started to get money together to go buy more, and had like 40 bucks, that my friend had set on the frisbee. Then he just rolled down the window and dumped the money out. I was watching the whole time, and it was one of those moments (like a car accident) that you watch and know what's going to happen the whole time but don't say anything. I was like WTF dude you just threw the money out the window on the highway! And then we all laughed for like an hour.

HOLY SHIT!

[GonzoForever]

My friend driving spitting out the window after a bowl......swerves into the lane over.....the car on the other side....kinda swerves out of the way ahead of us. And that same time......he stopped at a red light a couple carlengths ahead of the stop..with a lot of cars behind us.

[GonzoForever]

That same kid and I were really high in UNO's Bar and Grill.....We wound up getting a small table in a crowded bar area....

Waitress is talking to us...and as she looks at him...he tries taking a sip of his coke but instead misses his mouth and makes a mess.

[psteve]

There was a saxophone player who owed me money and refused to pay.
I went to one of his gigs, and every time he stepped up for a solo,
I'd spray him in the face with a water pistol.

[GonzoForever]

There was a saxophone player who owed me money and refused to pay.
I went to one of his gigs, and every time he stepped up for a solo,
I'd spray him in the face with a water pistol.

HAHAHA!

[psteve]

He payed me before the second set.

[psteve]

Once at a cannabis protest, the police started doing military style marching maneuvers, trying to impress or scare somebody I guess.
I was in charge of the P.A., so I put on the The Liberty Bell March by John Philip Sousa (aka theme from Monty Python), and announced:
"Ladies and gentlemen!
Please welcome... the Dancing Policemen!"

[GonzoForever]

HAHAHA!

[beachguy in thongs]

I went through a drive-thru window and ordered a "Big 'n' Nasty", instead of a "Big 'n' Tasty".