There's tons...but one that comes to mind was somehow cashing the kicked bowl...I blew it all into my face....I flipped out...I was flalling like Kramer.

A couple weekends ago...me and my friends were blazing at a camp fire....
and we're trying to get the lighter to keep smoking....but no one can find it....I yell and bitch and complain for 10 straight minutes on how they're retarded for losing the lighter

"How the FUCK could you lose the lighter"

It was in my hand the whole time....