i have on my typical sunday go to meetin' attire. an oversized cowboy boot on my left foot and a green tube sock on my right. dirty leather knee pads and a pink tutu, worn over red and green striped tights. an orange tube top and a purple fake fur vest. i have a spiked dog collar around my throat and the entire ensemble is topped of with the diamond tiara that i stole from tiffany last month. i think i look rather fetching, no matter what the mirror says.