...hmmmm Personally i would rather get stonned than any of you guys alternatives. Although bleeding from my eyes would be perty awesome, and farting really cold air would be a change, i would say smoking a good blunt or a few bowls is definately my alternative to all of your crazy methods.:jointsmile: Lets just all get stonned instead:rasta:

Would you rather be peeled alive slowly by a japanese midget with a super sharp carrot peeler

-or

Have your genitals be swarmed with tiny flesh eating dung beetles!