Would you rather...?

[Darth Vapor]

"E.T. bone hole."

[drax]

...hmmmm Personally i would rather get stonned than any of you guys alternatives. Although bleeding from my eyes would be perty awesome, and farting really cold air would be a change, i would say smoking a good blunt or a few bowls is definately my alternative to all of your crazy methods.:jointsmile: Lets just all get stonned instead:rasta:

Would you rather be peeled alive slowly by a japanese midget with a super sharp carrot peeler

-or

Have your genitals be swarmed with tiny flesh eating dung beetles!

[drax]

Oh yeah:thumbsup:, they just nibble a little and appoligize politely before flying home to their families, they do leave a complementory mint under your nuttsack though, just for all your troubles. Hahaha! Nope, they would swarm your genitals and eat them. Thats the ideal behind "Flesh eating" dung beatles. . .
Ordinary dung beatles wouldnt want shit to do with your genitals, at least i would hope not.

Oh and it depends if i would land face up or down on the falling alternative.

[4twentE]

LOL How the hell do ya get machine gunned to death by a Lite Brite? Anyway I choose army men.

RebGirl: Bleed through the ears, easy.
Ghosty: 80's pop. I grew up then.
40oz: Streets w/ no $$$. I'd follow a band with some hippies for a while.
Darth Vapor: Cold air. Feels fresher.
Vapor: Glowing genitals. Preferably blue.
RebGirl: Staples, hoping my stomach and esophagus could bend them to a comfortable shape
drax: Dung beetles. Maybe they could build me some bigger genitals.
shaitanx: Empire State Building. I'd make a bigger mess.

My turn. Would you rather....

Successfully program your cell phone

-----or------

Smash it on the concrete after failing to navigate the overly complicated menu?

[Trip06]

Id smash it on the ground in front of a programmer.
Would you rathar-
Be tied to a chair for 48 hours being forced to watch 400 pound women strip to opera(ladies you'd have to watch 400 pound dudes)

-Or-

use your hand to wipe your ass?(for one siting only)

[GanjaGuppy]

Already, my hand is al-ready there, smack on my @$$!

Would you rather,

P00P on your girlfriend's chest

OR

SUck a RANDOM Pregant Girl's Nipple???

[Juggnoxalo]

Already, my hand is al-ready there, smack on my @$$!

Would you rather,

P00P on your girlfriend's chest

OR

SUck a RANDOM Pregant Girl's Nipple???

Poop on my girlfriend's chest and then splatter her with piss. :wtf:

Would you rather,

Bang a shit bastard (rhino) in the ass while it spurts shit out the whole time

OR

Eat the 10,000 pound beast out.

[GanjaGuppy]

Dude, the 10,000 pound beast is all raw.. with a handful of taco bell hot sauce out the pay threw window. Thats right, oh no I didn't.

Would you rather,

Smoke Weed With Ghandi,

OR

Gumby?

[4twentE]

Ghandi. He's probably got better weed.

Would you rather...

Fight Mike Tyson?

---or---

Talk like him?