Past thoughts have included but not limited to:

"If if it's the final fantasy, why are there 12 more to follow?"

"If the hungry hungry hippos really ate everything in sight, all the time, wouldn't they eventually develop horrible ulcers and stomach conditions eventually forcing them to lose thier appetite and stop eating?"

"If you went on a date with a siamese twin, would that be considered a double date? And suppose you were to have an affair with one, would that be cheating twice?"

"If we supposedly share some traits with God after being created in his likeness, then wouldn't God have a sense of humor too? Is it possible he made some people really ugly just cause he thought it'd be funny? Wouldn't it be OK for us to laugh too?" <They made me take that one down