wHAT?!
Does each pine needle count as a leaf?

Oooh maaaaan....I just counted the ones on just one branch, and I lost count at 12,987!!
SHIT...it looks like I'll even have bad luck when I'm dead and gone...
...which means I have NOTHING to look forward to!
Not even eternal rest...pah!

you ever get that feeling that the odds are stacked against you?