Christmas Decorations?

[RESiNATE]

wHAT?!
Does each pine needle count as a leaf?

Oooh maaaaan....I just counted the ones on just one branch, and I lost count at 12,987!!
SHIT...it looks like I'll even have bad luck when I'm dead and gone...
...which means I have NOTHING to look forward to!
Not even eternal rest...pah!

you ever get that feeling that the odds are stacked against you?

[robert42]

lmfao thats the word i was lookin for PINE NEEDLE

ur gna have to move house becuase if you remove the tree the pines will fall and cut u up. move out. live in a den and call ur self bubba u can train mice to perform in the russian circus with me if u want?

lemme know if ur interested man. CAREER OPURTUNITES LIKE THESE JUST DNT COME KNOCKING MAN.

[poorman3]

hey resinate, was your pine tree real? if so, watch out for those ashes. would`nt want you to burn down your house.LOL.

[RESiNATE]

No, it is an authentic synthetic one lol
It was a second-hand one, that was given me by my mum, because I didn't have any decorations...

...wish I hadn't bothered now...cuh!...I dunno, try to do the right thing, then end up with an eternity of bad luck!

[poorman3]

authenic synthetic, good one.lol. do you really beleive in luck resinate? can`t you figure it out or something, or prove it does`nt exsit. lol.

[robert42]

TO GET UR LUCK BACK RES DO THIS:

1- EAT A RATS FOOT
2- STAND ON THE HIGEST HILL U CAN FIND WEARING GARLIC AND HAEV A CAT ON U R HEAD AS A HAT.
3- RING UP 100 PPL IN THE PHONE BOOK AND RESITE THE BIBLE.
4- MOVE AWAY AND LIV IN A SEWER UNDER THE NAME HERNANDEZ A IMMIGRANT FROM BELGRAVE.

OR U CAN SMASH A MIRROR AND PROVE UR BADLUCK WONT HAPPEN IF IT DOES HAPPEN U CANT GET WORSE THEN ETERNAL BADLUCK N E WAY SO WTS 1 MIRROW LOL

[RESiNATE]

A very good point, poorman ...I'll meditate on this...lol

Robert, your solution list seems a good idea, except that (apart from the cat-hat) it pretty much described my lifestlye anyways
You can never have too many mirrors, know what I mean
lmao

Nah, I don't believe in luck...good or bad...I only believe in circumstantial consequence hehehe

[robert42]

lmao well i wish u all the good luck in the world not that ya need it hope i aint jinxed u lol

[poorman3]

i did`nt think you beleived in luck res, its to easy to blame.lol.

[maryjanemama]

Leaving outside Christmas decorations up all year long is like painting a big sign on the side of your house that says, "White trash lives here!"

Everytime I see a house with those icicle lights still up in July, I want to rip them down myself.