"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, no matter who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and common sense"

- The Buddha

"Get this letter to the Prussian consolate! Now, am I too late for the 2:41 autogiro?"

- Mr. Burns

"Why Smithers, I'm rather enjoy this so called 'iced cream' "

- Mr. Burns

"If you think you can or you can't, you're probably right"

- Henry Ford