CIGERETES

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you can still smoke on probation, just get a flush kit.

Careful there.. Misinformation..

Most probation drug tests look for thc levels, as well as testosterone levels and ammonia dilution. most of those "flush kits" don't put back ammonia and carotene, as well as testosterone.

you want to pass a test? Exercise for a week beforehand, and drink water.. LOTS of it. But stop 2 or 3 days before the test (in the meantime, drink a "system flush" everyday). For the last 2 or 3 days, eat alot of protein and eat fruit. you'll still probably get caught, cause the po-po don't fuck around. At least, not under Joe Arpaio's watchful Nazi eye.

Also, goldenseal does approximately SHIT to help you pass a drug test.