Quote Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
is this cuz of the story i posted in another thread just a bit ago?

i was in the attic, was coming down, was on the 2nd step fromthe top... i slipped, somehow (dunno my wasit was even with the attic lining if not above it) managed to not hit my head on the opening, and landed dead square on my ass (nothing met any resistance til my tailbone hit the ground... i basicly free-fell 8 feet and landed right on my ass.... we have solid wood floors)

after that, i almost blacked out from the pain... so i don't remember it EXACTLy, but i layed on the ground what seemed like forever... eventually i got up... and ran straight to the living room and layed face down on the couch... and my wife says i was doing that wounded animal grunt/scream the whole time...

my god... you cannot imagine the pain i was in... and i've been through alot... i'm pretty damn clumsy... i tend to hurt myself ALOT.. like cutting myf oot wide open right on the ball fo the foot on a broken beer bottle/clam shell while swimming... or catfish thorn striaght through the hand while cleaning it... jumping about 15 feet up in the air (i was above our roof literally) and coming down and smacking my head straight on the metal bar of a trampoline) etc etc...

it was when i was 15 i believe... i convinced my grandma to go buy me a fifth of rum (still my prefered drink ^^) and i drank the whole fucking thing minus 2 shots in literally 15 minutes... i just chugged and chugged... at the time, the pain was so bad, the liquor basicly tasted like water...

after 30 mins or so i started halfassed singing/dedicating love songs to my wife and 'locking foreheads' with her and looking in her eyes (lol, after a fifth of rum it's kinda hard to hold your head up.... and she still teases me about it...) i actually got so drunk... i was past puking... i knew i needed to puke i felt like hell (but hey! the pain was gone and i could sit on my ass!!) i sat in a bath tub.. which the waving of the water usually does it for me... and i ate a raw fuckin egg... nothing was working lol...

i think later that night tho when i closed my eyes it decided to come up..i can't really remember.. i kinda blacked out after the egg...

You just reminded me of the worst pain I was in....one of the times at least..

Same thing happened to me except I was snowboarding...first time and only time I ever went...

Anywho the board turned 90 degrees to the left...front end left...I ride goofy

so I was goin backwards and hit an edge or somethin and fell straight on my fuckin ass...OMG it hurt sooo fucking bad!!!!! SOOOO BAD!! I just wanted it to fucking end...and some lady came up and was like "Do you need help?" and I wanted to be like "Leave me the fuck alonne!!!" lol but I just laid there in pain....man it was rough...

Another time...was in little league...I used to pitch (I was damn good too)

Anyways...the batter hit the ball right at me and it hit me in the knee cap....that shit hurt so bad it took my breath away....I literally couldnt breath and it felt like when you hit the funny bone except it lasted like 3 minutes...

shit sucked

None of my serious injuries hurt that bad (stitches)