Favorite Will Ferrell quotes...

[ghosty]

"eh, mind-bottling. You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle?"

and

"Chazz: [drunk while performing in "Grublets On Ice"] Hey! Hey, you little forest creatures! None of you sons of bitches try to be heroes! "

[smokinbomb]

talladega nights: well dick here,s the deal i'm the best there is plain and simple i mean i wake up in the morning and i piss excelance and nobody can hang with my stuff ah ya no im just a big harry american winning machine
if you arnt first your last

i love that guy-Bomb

[Sweyn Forkbeard]

Brick "I stabbed a man in the heart"

Ron "I saw that! Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?"

[o2bn420]

Math is the axis of evil (his George Bush was great!)

[rebgirl420]

SHAKE AND BAKE, SHAKE AND BAKE!