Favorite Will Ferrell quotes...

[yoda]

"through the quad and into the gymnasium, snoop?.....snooopaloop..it's cool, it's cool....bring your green hat..."

i laughed so fucking hard at that....i was gonna post it

[ghosty]

"See, technically, you're, like, in this REM sleep state, and I'm a mixture of your mind's images of God, some past authority figures, uh, Skye, and your dad. Basically, your subconcsious came up with me to help you deal. Dig?"

[Darth Vapor]

Gene Frenkle: And, Bobby, you are right - I am being selfish. But the last time I checked, we don't have a whole lot of songs that feature the cowbell.

Bruce Dickinson: I gotta have more cowbell, baby!

Gene Frenkle: ..and I'll be doing myself a disservice -- and every member in this band, if I don't perform the hell out of this.

[BokingTowls]

"hey lady in the red hat, uhhhhh"


"I'm not going to lie to you, that smells like pure gasoline. It's a formidible scent that stings the nostrils."

[yoda]

im gonna punch you right in the uterus! thats right, the baby maker!

dunno if thats right verbatim, but you know...

[CannabisCrooz]

"aww San Diego. discovered in 1907 by the germans, they named it san diego, which of course means a whales vagina"
"wait, ill admit I dont know what it means, actually no one does, scholars say that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago"


"baxter you know I dont speak spanish"

[PotHeed420]

Evion i need to talk to your right now, "about what skylar''? i don't know i can't talk right now, goodbye:thumbsup:

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God! Help me, Allah! Aah! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off of me!

Look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin' grace. When you say grace, you can say it to Grownup Jesus or Teenage Jesus or Bearded Jesus or whoever you want.

Dear Tiny Jesus, in your golden fleece diapers with your tiny, little fat balled up fists

Look, I like the baby version the best, you hear me? I win the races and I get the money

Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus......

Hahahaha :jointsmile:

[Brett1038]

Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God! Help me, Allah! Aah! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off of me!

Look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin' grace. When you say grace, you can say it to Grownup Jesus or Teenage Jesus or Bearded Jesus or whoever you want.

Dear Tiny Jesus, in your golden fleece diapers with your tiny, little fat balled up fists

Look, I like the baby version the best, you hear me? I win the races and I get the money

Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus......

Hahahaha :jointsmile:

Love that money...

LOVE THAT MONEY!! WOO!

[scottbrochill]

i am in a glass case of emotion!