When I worked at 7-11 it was the worst job on Earth. It was bad enough that half my days I didn't get a break, and the other half I got 5-8 minutes max out of the whole day. I know that's illegal, but I only got the job as a favor from an old friend's stepdad as is, and really needed a job. Anywhoo....


I had this one big guy buy gas at 10:30pm. He comes in with a $100 to pay for his $22 worth of gas. Anybody who's worked in retail knows we keep small amounts of money in the register after dark. So I inform him I'll have to wait 3 minutes for the cash machine to let me take more out, and he just stands there grinding his teeth looking incredibly angry and impatient. I tried making friendly chit-chat with him, apologized for the wait, and he wouldn't even talk to me. After 2 minutes he's like "you gonna hurry the fuck up already! You are such a fucking idiot!" (as if I could make the machine's timer magically go faster). Then when I finally get the money, break his 100, he yells "UnFuckingBelievable!" and storms out.

What an asshole, did he want me to pull the change out of my ass? Maybe if he had half a brain he wouldn't try paying with a $100 bill late at night at a convenience store. He insulted me so much I was ready to just go off on him and tell him why he's such an idiot, but he was a BIIIIG muscly guy so I thought better of it.