I used to work at a pizza place in the wealthier area of town, some of the rich bastards that came in thought the whole world revolved around them. I remember one time a customer dining in came up to me at the registers and said

Customer:"It's been 15 minutes, I was just wondering on the status of our order"
Me: "Well sir, the sign says we are currently running at aboout 35 minutes per pizza, as you can see it's rather busy right now. I can chwck how much longer it's going to be"
C: "Would you?"
Me: "It just went into the ovens, I'd say it's going to be about 20 more minutes"
C: "Great, we're supposed to be at a movie in 20 minutes now we're going to be late"
Me: "Sir, I'm sorry, but it was posted when you ordered that it would take approx. 35 minutes, and we have a lot of other orders to cook ahead of yours"
C: "Well, what am I supposed to do about the movie? We already bought the tickets?"
Me: "I can't really answer that sir"
C: "Can I talk to your manager?"

Eventually the manager came out and said, there was nothing we could really do, we could give him his money back and he could leave for his movie, or he could stay and eat and miss it. He decided to leave, and get his money back, his pizza had about 5 minutes left when he decided this, so we just brought it in the back and ate it....perhaps if you dont have time, you shouldnt order a pizza. it was retarded.