Quote Originally Posted by Polymirize
I yelled out at the flying spagetti monster today when I accidently dropped a hammer on my foot.

So he's real too huh? Hallowed be his name.
Don't joke around. When I went over to my girlfriend's house for dinner, in second grade, her parents and two younger brothers were at the dinner table with us, eating spaghetti. While I was eating, and trying to get the last noodle of a mouthful in, the flying spaghetti monster whipped me in the face, leaving a line of sauce from my forehead down to my mouth.