I used to go to work blazed everday when I worked at a small organic grocery store. Now I work in a call center, and let me tell you that trying to convince somebody that they messed up their orders themselves while being high out of your mind is quite challenging!

I sound like SUCH an asshole when I'm high sometimes..

"Ma'am, I don't know how it happened, I guess you messed it up."
"What do you I messed it up?"
"There was an option for weekend deliveries ma'am, you didn't take the time to look through it."
"Don't tell me what I did, I know what I did!"
"Well I know you messed it up. Wait, what were we talking about again?"
"Go fuck yourself!"
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