My mom knows

[Zwitter]

So I was chilling with my mom this one time, and she's a really strange woman. She has this thing with those ceramic geese that you dress up for the seasons.

Anyway, it used to be a running gag with my friends that they'd steal it and return it a few days later in a different outfit...once it came back in a black hooded cape with eyeliner and a roach glued to its beak...

One day, the goose completely disappeared. Weeks passed and it never came back. Apparently my friend Curtis shot its head off with a B.B. gun and found it had a hollow neck and turned it into a bong. The head became his hood ornament.

Fast-foreward three years later. I'm having a drink with my mom and she goes, "So Kristie, whatever happened to my porch goose?"

I solemnly rise and get the envelope containing the pictures of the goosebong.

"Is that...oh my god, is that a BONG?"
"Yes, yes it is"

She said she'd never been prouder of me in my entire life and showed me her pipe. Then we smoked a bowl.

Like mother, like daughter...

Zwitter Reviewed by Zwitter on 06-27-2007. My mom knows So I was chilling with my mom this one time, and she's a really strange woman. She has this thing with those ceramic geese that you dress up for the seasons. Anyway, it used to be a running gag with my friends that they'd steal it and return it a few days later in a different outfit...once it came back in a black hooded cape with eyeliner and a roach glued to its beak... One day, the goose completely disappeared. Weeks passed and it never came back. Apparently my friend Curtis shot its Rating: 5

[Oil_Man]

hahah right on!!!

[stonerman07]

lucky motherfucker. i know my mom smokes, and my dad, but they both deny it, even though they always have lighters, febreeze, eyedrops etc..., and when they find my roach stash they sold ma dirtbike.

[Juggalo k00kie]

lmao... wow, that's great, my mom used to smoke with me =/

[MisterGreen]

haha a fuckin goose hahahaha

[ufo_man]

Yeah over the years ive had friends who had parents that smoked with them. They have a diffrent kind of relationship. Its not uncommon, especially here in the U.S. I don't see anything wrong with it, I just would never do that with my parents, or with my future child. Far out story by the way, turning that goose into a bong! :thumbsup:

[GonzoForever]

HA NICE!

[Frivolous248]

Sounds pretty neat. Haha, never been prouder 'cause her daughter smokes.

[YouAintKnow]

haha that is awesome.

[jaGerbom]

lol thats cool as hell. you're damn lucky. I'll be toking up in my living room with my dad if i get straight A's next year hahah(made a deal). Not gonna happen . My parents dont smoke btw.