Religion?

I dunno about that.

Seems to get the blame for a lot of the world problems these day..

The hindus reckon you can travel to other planets and be reincarnated as an alien when you die, but they're just mad.

I'm staying clear of that planet glervbot or whatever its called. I hear the crops are pretty mingy on the planet galactyfud, but it's in a different galaxy altogether so I dunno if my soul can travel that far.