Quote Originally Posted by FakeBoobsRule
I've had some close encounters but this might be my favorite.

This is was when I was in high school. 3 friends are riding with me one early evening as we are getting high on some back roads. We are about to turn down a street that has all of about 3 houses on it when the car behind me turns with us. It had been behind us for quite some time so all of us are like "COP!" We slowly start trying to hide things which not very much is out. The blue lights come on before we can make sure we have sanitized the car CIA style. Friend in the front passenger seat has like 1/2 oz in his jacket and didn't have time to stick it in his pants. There is about half a J in the ashtray and some cig butts so I couldn't grab it so I just slam it shut (it was like a drawer style ashtray) hoping I can send everything to the back. So I pull over and here comes Johnny Law up to my window. Before I go any further, let me tell you I have a wicked bad case of pink eye at the time so my eyes are just red as hell!


JL: What you boys smoking?

All: Cigarettes.

JL: You were doing doing 48 in a 35.

Me: Sorry officer, my speedometer lights just went out earlier this week and I am taking it to the shop tomorrow.

JL: Son, why are your eyes so red?

Me: I have pink eye. {I then show him the antibiotic eye drops I have with me.}

JL: Step out of the car

Everyone shits

Then JL sees a pack of papers in my door panel when I open the door. He grabs them, throws them on the roof of the car.

JL: Nooooooooooow, loooooookie what we have heeeeeeeeeeeeere! What are these for.

Me: I sometimes smoke this Old Grandad cherry tobacco (or some name like this).

He makes everyone get out and then sits in the driver's seat and starts sniffing. He looks in the visors, under the floor mats, glove compartment, center compartment, then the ashtray. He doesn't see it. He gets out, runs my license, gives me a warning ticket and sends us off!

Yeah for me!!!!
Wait so something Gas Stations can legally sell is probable cause for a search?

Never knew that...such bull