Crazy close call stories

[stonerman07]

heres mine. i went uptown to see if i could pull a "hey mister" and get a pack of reds, but on the way i saw this kid i know and he motions to come over. i walkover and he says "you lookin for some tree" he whips out a gram and a cop drives by. (thats not even the close call). cop drove away, i bought it, went home, got ready to smoke. i got my waterfall out, set it on my bed, put the gram on the bed. went into my basement to steal my parents febreeze, (no one was home). on the way up, i hear the door open. keep in mind, all this is on my bed next to the door of my room which is open, and is right next to my moms office. my hungover sister was home. she starts walkin back there and i get ready for a fake cry to, you know, see if she will go easy. the dumb bitch walks right past my room, looks right at it, was soo hungover she doesnt even really see it. so i jumped in, locked the door, threw the waterfall in closet and stick bud in pocket. If you read this far into the post without getting bored and finding something else to do, post some of your close calls.

stonerman07 Reviewed by stonerman07 on 06-26-2007. Crazy close call stories heres mine. i went uptown to see if i could pull a "hey mister" and get a pack of reds, but on the way i saw this kid i know and he motions to come over. i walkover and he says "you lookin for some tree" he whips out a gram and a cop drives by. (thats not even the close call). cop drove away, i bought it, went home, got ready to smoke. i got my waterfall out, set it on my bed, put the gram on the bed. went into my basement to steal my parents febreeze, (no one was home). on the way up, i hear Rating: 5

[chronicnhash]

i was smokin wit a bunch of people on the beach, and we see a bunch of cops like 4 vehicles flying down the road. i automatically dig a hole in the sand and put the bong in it :stoned: the fuckin cops talk to us about if we paid for our camping shit which we didnt, so they tell us we got to leave. they walk around with flashlights lookin at everythin and lookin at us and the fuckers didnt even see the bong in the ground lol

they later came to our campsite literally in 4 SUV police truck bullshit things it was hilarious but we had to go, but be4 we left we went back to the beach and got the bong

[stonerman07]

cool story. smoking + being on beach = close call. me and my buddy were smokin a bowl under someone's pool deck in myrtle beach, s.c., and the ppl walked out and were saying "do you smell something burning?" not quite as close as the close call that made me post this.

[So0o0o0]

First time i ever bought weed was from someone at school. He told me that the bag sucked and that i shouldnt keep it in my pocket because people would smell it but i did anyway. The next class was social studies and i forgot that there was cops there to talk about human rights and shit like that. Later in the class my friend sitting next to me told me i smelled like weed really bad so i asked the teacher to go to the washroom and i put it in my sock. Is that a close call? lol

[stonerman07]

so you think buying weed in front of a cop is not as close a call as your hungover sister seeing your gravtiy bong :wtf:

not really. there are cops all over my town and they dont really care about weed that much. i mean i guess if he saw us smokin a joint he prolly wouldv stopped. but my sister would've told my dad and he would've sent me to military school.

[spliffstar22]

^^sounds like you got a real bitchy sister, my sisters would never tell my parents and i wouldnt either anything, they've found big bags of weed around the house, and either hid it till i got home, or gave it to me if i was, and tell me to be more careful, but even my parents have found portions of weed, the most being a QP, and they gave it back to me...........so i guess im lucky......lol

[konsealedkoncept]

this one time i got searched by a cop nd he checked every pockter, cept the one i had my bud in. then as hes about to say i can go hes like, wait wuts in that pocket, so im like shit nd i pull out this textbook nd a cell phone box( which had my bud in it) nd hes like, yur cell phones in that box>? nd im like yea. then he repeated it nd let me go. he followed me for awhile so i cut through a catwalk then i got stopped again. but i told them i was already talked to nd shit so they let me go, but apperentally there were tons of cars out lookin for me nd some of my freinds. infact when i was talking to the cop nd bullshiting my way through everything. my freind was hiding in a bush like 3 feet behind me. nd my eyes were red as hell nd i wreaked of wisers.

[spliffstar22]

last year on halloween me and my friend were at the park waiting for our buddies to come back with more liquor and some blunts, so me and my boy were smoking, i had a Quarter Pound in the trees, and my other 2 friends were taking soooo long, so i went to the trees and grabbed the ziploc, took out a gram, and i stuffed the bag in my pants, next to my balls, then we smoked the spliff, and right when we finished, we see 2 flashlight thingys comin outta the catwalk, and im like first it's prolly kids,then as i thought for 2-3 seconds, i realized it was the fuckin cops, a girl and a guy, so they smell weed, and were like we just smoked a one paper joint, and we didnt wanna smoke at home because kids trick or treating(i must say that was some pretty quick thinkin from me lol) then they searched us, my friend got the guy cop, and i got the girl, so when she got to the balls area im like im fucked, goin to lindsay tonight, then she actually touched the weed cause i could feel it, and she said ok you guys are ok to go, and we walked the fuck outta there quick, my 2 friends came back and we got trashed lol.....now that's a close call...........

[jahjahjahjah]

last year on halloween me and my friend were at the park waiting for our buddies to come back with more liquor and some blunts, so me and my boy were smoking, i had a Quarter Pound in the trees, and my other 2 friends were taking soooo long, so i went to the trees and grabbed the ziploc, took out a gram, and i stuffed the bag in my pants, next to my balls, then we smoked the spliff, and right when we finished, we see 2 flashlight thingys comin outta the catwalk, and im like first it's prolly kids,then as i thought for 2-3 seconds, i realized it was the fuckin cops, a girl and a guy, so they smell weed, and were like we just smoked a one paper joint, and we didnt wanna smoke at home because kids trick or treating(i must say that was some pretty quick thinkin from me lol) then they searched us, my friend got the guy cop, and i got the girl, so when she got to the balls area im like im fucked, goin to lindsay tonight, then she actually touched the weed cause i could feel it, and she said ok you guys are ok to go, and we walked the fuck outta there quick, my 2 friends came back and we got trashed lol.....now that's a close call...........

How did she not feel a QP in your pants, r u sure a qp can even in a pair of jeans with someone already wearing em ?

[JeKo]

He said he only put a gram in his pocket