last year on halloween me and my friend were at the park waiting for our buddies to come back with more liquor and some blunts, so me and my boy were smoking, i had a Quarter Pound in the trees, and my other 2 friends were taking soooo long, so i went to the trees and grabbed the ziploc, took out a gram, and i stuffed the bag in my pants, next to my balls, then we smoked the spliff, and right when we finished, we see 2 flashlight thingys comin outta the catwalk, and im like first it's prolly kids,then as i thought for 2-3 seconds, i realized it was the fuckin cops, a girl and a guy, so they smell weed, and were like we just smoked a one paper joint, and we didnt wanna smoke at home because kids trick or treating(i must say that was some pretty quick thinkin from me lol) then they searched us, my friend got the guy cop, and i got the girl, so when she got to the balls area im like im fucked, goin to lindsay tonight, then she actually touched the weed cause i could feel it, and she said ok you guys are ok to go, and we walked the fuck outta there quick, my 2 friends came back and we got trashed lol.....now that's a close call...........