I'm actually ecstatic that this spot is opening up. I think I'm a shoe in to get the job, (and it's a pretty ridiculous amount of money, considering I love the work), but there IS a mandatory drug test, that goes along with it. Once I pass that, I'm in like Flynn. They don't test beyond that.

I'm counting my chickens before they hatch, and once I get this job, that will be my my job for the rest of my working life... I'm going to take the biggest hit of my life, for all of you. It sucks we must live in the shadows, like this. But to me, it's worth quitting for the next couple months.

Of course, they always say, "You never really quit. You're just between hits."
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Darth Vapor Reviewed by Darth Vapor on . Such is my tale of woe, such is my tale of joy... The job... well, the CAREER that I have been pleading for, is about to come to fruition. I am pothead, hear me ROAR!!! Nefarious "piss test", knocks my door. I am, from this moment forth, abstaining from said glorious weed. I block my lungs from joyous weed. Drug Test be thy name. Negative result, will be, shall be, elusive in my selfish gain. I want to taste you, simple bliss. :jointsmile: The smoke would love me, innocent kiss. A plant, what ho, divides me thus. Inpiring in Rating: 5