Views on Blowjobs

[13t]

WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT


1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.

2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.

3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.

4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.

5. M y ears are NOT handles.

6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done.

7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.

8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like **** so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.

9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.

10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you.

11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.

12. If you like how we do it, it's probabl y best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.

13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about
the protein content.

14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.


15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.

16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning."


WHAT A MAN HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT


1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.

2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier
than licking a dead fish.

3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you?

4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.

5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up!

6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. Trust me.

7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country.

8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.

9. Play with the balls.

10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.

11. Caress the ass, too. We like that!

12. Make hay when the sun shines. It's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old & fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep."

13. If you swallow, th en you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you?

13t Reviewed by 13t on 06-25-2007. Views on Blowjobs WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. Rating: 5

[Goddess of Green]

i myself enjoy giving my boyfriend blowjobs. however, i'm not too fond of either rules list. how can a girl be rude enough to stop if there is pubic hair? And the guy's perspective about blowjobs during periods is not very nice either...

[blazed_babe]

hahahah

the whole what a guy has to say on the subject just makes me laugh. hahahahahaha. seriously, that's all i can do right now. if a guy really thinks that? ahahahaha yeah, i probably wouldn't even speak with him. hahaha if a guy thinks like that in a relationship, then he's an ass, and has very little consideration for his girlfriend. really, all i can do is laugh at that, and be disgusted.

[psteve]

Bedtime for bozo.

[cannabis campbell]

To the person who started this thread

Are you a woman??

Most of the threads you start dont seem to be your own views but just pasted from another website.

[rebgirl420]

Yeah thats stupid. I love giving oral. I enjoy giving my boyfriend that ammount of pleasure and its a huge turn on. besides, I bet your the type of chick who would bitch that he didn't want to go down on you. You expect oral, its only fair. Have more of a open point of view, b/c once you start saying what you wont or dont like to do you close alot of opputunities to have a blast

[cannabis campbell]

For some reason i think its a man who started this thread..

[LuckyG]

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[beachguy in thongs]

For some reason i think its a man who started this thread..

Keep us posted, Sherlock.

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[birdgirl73]

For some reason i think its a man who started this thread..

I rather got the feeling that it was a young boy. . . .