I can't stand when guys say, "... my boys." That's just gay, dude.

I love speaking gangsta. I'm so white, even I have to admit it sounds hilarious when I try.

Word to your mommies.

By the way, anyone, ANYONE who still uses the word "NOT!" at the end of their sentences, really needs to be anally raped by a cactus monster with a scorching case of herpes.