a guy gets out of jail and only has forty cents to his name so he wants some puntang so he goes to the nearest hor house and asks whats the best thing i can get for 40 cents so they say it aint much but we got something so while he waits he hears a boom and the next thing he knows he sees the fattest ugliest chik around and he says fuck it im horny so he brings her to the room and starts fuckin her well into it he says damn girl your shit feels like sand paper, so she says hold on ill be back, when she comes back he starts goin at it again and is like man girl what did you do this feels much better she says when i was gone i went to the bathroom and fingered the scabs out
zino11 Reviewed by zino11 on . Joke Time! Yes its that time again, post some of your best jokes here. ---- A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says to the bartender, "If I show you the most amazing thing you've ever seen, is my beer on the house?" "We'll see," says the bartender. Rating: 5