Joke Time!

[slipknotpsycho]

lol... man that would suck...

[Nightcrewman]

Grandma! Grandma! have you seen my LSD tablets?
No Johnny,but have you seen those purple dragons flying around the kitchen?


NCM

[REEFERDREAMZ]

LMAO..

Q. Why couldnt the blonde make the Kool aid?

A. She didnt know how to fit all that water in that little packet.

[REEFERDREAMZ]

This family lived back in the hills, way back.

One night the dad wanted a little puss from mama...

so he said, alright kids ..go onto bed now.

So their son and daughter went to bed,

they had to go through the parents room to get to theirs.

The boy decides to get up and get a drink and,he sees his dad n

mom, with her legs in the air.

The boy ask,

Pa, What are youn ma doin? His dad hops up and slaps him in the head,

dont you know nothing.

Your ma and I are having sex..see that hairy hole on ma, watch me go !

A few minutes later his little sister gets up she is thirsty, she asks her

brother who is still watching...

What are they doin?

Brother slaps her in the head and, says dont you know nothin.

Their having sex.

See that hairy hole on PA.. watch me go... LOL

[twoguysupnorth]

here's a heart warming story about a bond between a little 5yr. old girl and some construction workers.
a young family moved into a new house, next to a vacant lot. then one day a construction crew showed up and started building on the lot.
the little girl was interested and started spending most of the day watching what the crew was doing.
the crew sort of adopted the little girl as their mascot and chatted with her and gave her little jobs to do so she would feel important.
at the end of the week they even gave her an envelope containing 10$ for the work she had done. the girls mother suggested that she take it to the bank and start a savings account with her earned money.
at the bank the teller was impressed too and asked the little girl how she had came to earn the money at such a young age. the girl replied that she had worked with the men on the house in the vacant lot next door.
the teller was surprised and asked her if she would be working with the men again this next week?
and the little girl replied " i will if those assholes at the home depot ever deliver the fucking sheet rock"

[cannabis campbell]

This family lived back in the hills, way back.

One night the dad wanted a little puss from mama...

so he said, alright kids ..go onto bed now.

So their son and daughter went to bed,

they had to go through the parents room to get to theirs.

The boy decides to get up and get a drink and,he sees his dad n

mom, with her legs in the air.

The boy ask,

Pa, What are youn ma doin? His dad hops up and slaps him in the head,

dont you know nothing.

Your ma and I are having sex..see that hairy hole on ma, watch me go !

A few minutes later his little sister gets up she is thirsty, she asks her

brother who is still watching...

What are they doin?

Brother slaps her in the head and, says dont you know nothin.

Their having sex.

See that hairy hole on PA.. watch me go... LOL

Thats sick! lol!!

[REEFERDREAMZ]

.... Sick, and fucking hilarious ! ...lol :jointsmile:

[zino11]

a guy gets out of jail and only has forty cents to his name so he wants some puntang so he goes to the nearest hor house and asks whats the best thing i can get for 40 cents so they say it aint much but we got something so while he waits he hears a boom and the next thing he knows he sees the fattest ugliest chik around and he says fuck it im horny so he brings her to the room and starts fuckin her well into it he says damn girl your shit feels like sand paper, so she says hold on ill be back, when she comes back he starts goin at it again and is like man girl what did you do this feels much better she says when i was gone i went to the bathroom and fingered the scabs out

[cannabis campbell]

THATS SICK LOL! ^

[ceecee79]

Two Sisters- One a blonde

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit
the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in
financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the
ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town
so that they can breed their own stock. They only have $600 left.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I
decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive put after me and haul
it home."

The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides
she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599 -
no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her
sister a telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a
telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch.
I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive it here
so we can haul it home." The telegraph operator explains that he'll be
glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She
realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send
her the word 'comfortable'."

The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you
want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here
to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word
'comfortable'?"

The brunette explains, "My sister's a blonde. The word's big. She'll
read it very slowly......... com-for-da-bull".