Tips for newbies

[orangeman]

You aren't dying.

Lol this is probably the only thing I'd tell a new smoker too. Everyone I smoked with for the first time seemed to think they were dying.

[Sir Bliss]

Lol this is probably the only thing I'd tell a new smoker too. Everyone I smoked with for the first time seemed to think they were dying.

Haha mannn. I know. What is up with that lately? I know I didn't feel like I was dying the first couple times I did it. mm, whatever the case may be, this is some great advice. You seriously are not dying. :stoned:

[Juggnoxalo]

Lol this is probably the only thing I'd tell a new smoker too. Everyone I smoked with for the first time seemed to think they were dying.

I remember when an audio tape was going around the internet (probably still is) and it was hilarious as fuck. A cop bought a half ounce of weed and made brownies and got high as a kite. Anyways he thought he was "overdosing" on marijuana and called 911 to get an ambulance to his house. The conversation between them was hilarious he kept repeating himself and asking the same questions, shit he even asked the lady what the score of the detroit redwings game was because he turned off the TV or some shit. Stupid pig.

[l1nk]

Here it is YouTube - "Stoned Cop Calls 911: A Drama". I saw it just a couple days a go, fucking hilarious.

[Sir Bliss]

Hahahahha. I've been looking about that shit forever. Thanks for the link.

that's the funniest shit ever. quarter once of brownies!

[psteve]

Pay attention.
Getting high is about experiencing things in a new way.
Go out and do things while you're high.
Don't sit around being 'wasted'.
Go be wasted in the park, or at the beach, or... Whatever.
Anything worth doing, is worth doing stoned.
Ride a roller coaster.
Fly a kite.
Surf.
Live your own life.

[Purple Banana]

Don't go on j rides in heavily populated or surburban areas... Take it to the fields, country, woods, whatever. Don't be an idiot about it.

[hateyoul3itch]

Haha mannn. I know. What is up with that lately? I know I didn't feel like I was dying the first couple times I did it. mm, whatever the case may be, this is some great advice. You seriously are not dying. :stoned:

because the people that think they are dying were taught by their school and parents that they were or could be very allergic to marijuana

[Reefer Rogue]

If you live in America, don't get caught.