If jesus were here

[IanCurtisWishlist]

if jesus were physically walking the earth these days he would probably be arrested and tried as a political prisoner--which is what most likely happened if he indeed lived on this earth and was crucified by romans almost 2000 years ago.

he would also (hopefully) criticize the shit out of the way people live, their religion christianity.... he did this with judaism which was why the rabbinical authorities frowned upon "yeshua" (that's hebrew for jesus). he was questioned for supposedly picking grain on the sabbath. so let's hope that if jesus comes back he starts a huge political uproar like he did when the romans were occupying jerusalem.

[rebgirl420]

^ I dunno I bet everyone would just look at him as crazy. I know that theres plenty of homeless people in downtown Pittsbugh screaming that their Jesus.

[rebgirl420]

haha well shouldnt they be god fearing? And isnt sexual thoughts a sin?

[MajMike]

I think the folks here who 'hate' Jesus probably really hate what has been done to Him and His teachings the last two millenia.

His message was LOVE, and that was His only Commandment to us: "love thy neighbor as thyself". That includes stoners, gays, convicts, immigrants, everybody.

So when we speak of Jesus we have to define who we are talking about, the real Jesus of Nazareth or the man-made caricature of Him worshipped today.

If we all really lived His way the world would be a lot cooler place.

[4twentE]

Id probably be like hey you know how you made bread appear and water into wine? well make some BOMB ASS BUD materialize sonnnnn.

Helly yeah! turn lawn grass into funny grass. Then once he got high, I'd try and talk him into telling the Christians they're wrong and starting a more humanitarian religion.

[Kid Dynamite]

I think if Jesus were here today he'd be most disappointed.

[couch-potato]

I'd hold him prisoner. Imagine the entire Christian population watching in horror
as I blow smoke into his face proclaiming "THE DUDE LIKES IT! LEGALIZE OR WATCH HIM GET NAILED AGAIN!"

[mesoto]

If jesus comes back, I'll crucify him again. Just kidding, he's probably a chill and loving guy that I could learn a lot from, I'd get him stoned and buy him a hoe. He ought to need one. The 2000 Year Old Virgin.

[Gatekeeper777]

And isnt sexual thoughts a sin?

And it is written, if you have lusted with your heart you have also lusted with your soul... aka you are just as guilty as actually doing it.
thats only human.

so if your goona burn for thinking about it, ya might as well make it worth your while.
:rastasmoke::stoned::hippy::thumbsup:

[Brett1038]

And it is written, if you have lusted with your heart you have also lusted with your soul... aka you are just as guilty as actually doing it.
thats only human.

so if your goona burn for thinking about it, ya might as well make it worth your while.
:rastasmoke::stoned::hippy::thumbsup:

lmao

yeah, i think jesus was just about love and peace like alot of people on here

can we all just get along? :hippy: