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06-23-2007, 09:12 AM #11
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If jesus were here
I would getting him so stoned..and then grill him for answers and find out the truth.
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06-23-2007, 09:50 AM #12
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If jesus were here
I'd smoke him up
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06-23-2007, 09:59 AM #13
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If jesus were here
Jesus is the son of God, or all life, or cannabis, meaning that he is part Cannabis. Those Romans smoked him!!!
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06-23-2007, 11:05 AM #14
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If jesus were here
Also meaning that he created cannabis. Without jesus and the creation of this plant the world would of already been destroyed.
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
I'd smoke a bowl. Who wouldn't smoke a bowl with the guy who invented marijuana?[align=center]
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[SIZE=\"1\"][align=center]I\'m smokin\' on this trainwreck,
but they can\'t derail me.[/align][/SIZE]
\"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you\'re high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it\'s not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.\"
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06-23-2007, 11:08 AM #15
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If jesus were here
Yeap, i'd definatly have to pass him the joint. I wonder what his favourite strain is?
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06-23-2007, 11:24 AM #16
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If jesus were here
I think it's pretty harsh that people can actually say they'd beat him up or hate him. How can you hate someone you don't even know? So what if he's a religious icon? Would you beat up a Buddhist monk? Just because some people are religious nuts doesn't mean you have the right to judge every person who is involved in that religion.
I'd love to smoke with Jesus, but I just can't imagine him smoking it lol.
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06-24-2007, 05:39 AM #17
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If jesus were here
Id probably be like hey you know how you made bread appear and water into wine? well make some BOMB ASS BUD materialize sonnnnn.
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06-24-2007, 09:50 AM #18
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If jesus were here
Jesus never preached against cannabis, in fact he brought back some good stuff like bacon

And what are you guys talking about passing him a joint? Fuck that, I wanna smoke what he's got. If he can make wine from water just imagine the bud he can make at the flick of a finger.....
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06-24-2007, 10:42 PM #19
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If jesus were here
Thank him for the gifts he has given me, and if he were interested offer him my whole stash and hope hed smoke it with me.
I am with nailhead.
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06-25-2007, 05:40 AM #20
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If jesus were here
^ hahaha really, whens the last time a Budhist came knocking on your door with pamphlets like those Jehova Witness nut jobs. Next time im answering the door naked.
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