If you died and came back as an animal what would it be and why

[Staurm]

I would like to be reincarnationed as a lebassione.

[LIP]

I'm so unlucky i'll come back as myself, and the only way i'll get smarter is if i come back as a turnip.

As for animal, i'd be duck, or swan. If i was a duck i'd be small and fast, and i'd get to live on the river and im happiest on the rivers. If i was a swan i'd be big and scary, big wing span, and i could let little kids feed me and flap my wings and break their arms. I could break and adults arm too actually. Again, theres many swans in Norfolk, so i'd be on the same bit of river. Who knows, maybe i'll come back as a swan with the head of a duck, with the face of me and a turnip for a brain.

[Reefer Rogue]

Swans are serious, they'll mess you up. Plus they're protected by the Queen =] I think anyway..

[LIP]

Swans are serious, they'll mess you up. Plus they're protected by the Queen =] I think anyway..

Oh yeah. If someone picks on me i'll get the queen to use the army, and we'll fuck them up. Once their shot i'll break their arm just for fun. And then i'll swan shit in their face. Ha. I'm a swan, sue me:thumbsup:

Wow, that's a genius plan. I might just come back as a swan now to do that. Sounds like a good day out to me. haha.

[Reefer Rogue]

If i were a dinosaur i'd be a Teradactyl (sp..)

[yoda]

i'd be a liger....

in all actuality, id be a dog. man's best friend.

[Kid Dynamite]

a cat because they get waited on hand and foot.

Or an eagle beacause they are kings of the skies.

[yoda]

Oh yeah. If someone picks on me i'll get the queen to use the army, and we'll fuck them up. Once their shot i'll break their arm just for fun. And then i'll swan shit in their face. Ha. I'm a swan, sue me:thumbsup:

Wow, that's a genius plan. I might just come back as a swan now to do that. Sounds like a good day out to me. haha.

"nobody evvverrr suspects the butterfly! hehehe!"

a little simpsons moment for you all

[Reefer Rogue]

How bout a wooly mammoth :stoned:

[4twentE]

An alligator - nothing messes with alligators