I'm so unlucky i'll come back as myself, and the only way i'll get smarter is if i come back as a turnip.

As for animal, i'd be duck, or swan. If i was a duck i'd be small and fast, and i'd get to live on the river and im happiest on the rivers. If i was a swan i'd be big and scary, big wing span, and i could let little kids feed me and flap my wings and break their arms. I could break and adults arm too actually. Again, theres many swans in Norfolk, so i'd be on the same bit of river. Who knows, maybe i'll come back as a swan with the head of a duck, with the face of me and a turnip for a brain.