well congratulations mate, i hope you enjoy your job and hope you back hold out. And remember laughter is the best medicine. Sorry, i mean, GANJA is the best medicine

I on the other hand just lost my job. I was drunk and having sex when i should've been at work. At least i can look back and think, yes, good times... hahaha.

The only good thing about getting sacked is that they said i could work for a week, cause they have to give you a weeks notice. I said i needed the money, so i'd do the work, and my boss was like "well actually, i don't want you here, so you can be paid for the week, but you don't have to come in", haha, sweet....