first time was 8th grade summer..chillin at my boy's house on his porch takin in the sun and talkin bout nothin..he rolled a joint and asked if i wanted to hit it..i said aight..we smoked it ..i didnt feel anythin at all..and i was coughin like sh*t...bout half hour later he rolled another one (he told me ppl usually dont get high the first time and i wasnt bout to do all that coughin for nothin)...so we blazed the second joint..and im sittin there thinkin real hard like "am i high yet..how do i kno..maybe im high right now..i dunno.." While im thinkin so hard the joint goes out and i asked my boy to pass me the lighter..and im tryin and tryin and tryin to work the lighter but i can't and im like "this sh*t is broken.." and hes like "bro..u not even movin ur thumb.." so i look down confused for a sec..then push my thumb down on the wheel and it lights....

I spent the next 30 min. laughin at that....