i was smokin by computer and like a dumbass i left bong on desk and my dad came up later to look for my moms liquor bottle and he was just like dammit brandon, gimme the bong... i was like whatever (i still had more pieces n shit) and then he was like wheres the weed and i told him it was all gone (ddd always say that) and he was like well.... thanks for the bong and he went downstairs

i ended up being grounded for weekend and he had me "promise" (he asked if i promised an i said whatever, def not a promise) to never smoke again and i went up to my room did 2 one hitters and left HAHA

oh and he wont let me smoke and i told him when im older not to ask me for it cuz ill say no and hes like i wont need to and im like howcome ur callin [my brother] at 2am askin for it and hes like THAT didnt happen... and i said "he goes to bed at 9 and he has kids y'd u do that" and he said "well he didnt then" haha i was like so you DID do that. all he had to say was shut up