Well, Cockney Rhyming slang is the biggest around me, because im in London.

Want me to list everything? Well, really there was no point in asking that coz im not writing down the hundreds of pages of it.

I'll do a few coz im busy.

Battlecruiser - Boozer [pub]
Nut - [head]
Canista - [head]
Lemon - Lemon Tart [smart]
Arristottle - bottle [bottle and glass = arse] Arris
North - south [mouth]
bee's n honey - money
monkey - 500 nicker
pony - £25
ton - £100
weight - pound [lb]
Nuclear sub - pub
Roger iron rusted - TV busted
custard - TV
liza - menelli [tele]
Claret - blood
Ping pong tiddly - strongest
Jam rollsler ready for action - arseholes
Birdsnest - chest
Apples and pares - stairs
Google - TV
Garden gate - Mate
China plate - mate
Kosher - Legit
coma - calm



I could carry on all day and all night - THIS is how i speak all day everyday, im a cockney to the bone and im fucking proud of it.

London has the best slang in the world - because our slang is our language!

EAST FUCKING LONDON!