Need your input.

[funkyskunk]

I have been monitoring this site for past few weeks. You guys have some great information on here. I have a drug test ( u/a) coming up in about a week and a half. It will be taken at a lapcorp facility. It is for pre-employment. I am very nervous about passing it. I'm probably over worrying for no reason. Here is my background. On the day of the test I will be 38 days clean and 52 days from heavy smoking. (two weeks into quiting i took a couple of gravities on day 14) other than that i'm totally clean. Now i know everybody on here is gonna say im probably clean...but. Before I quit, i took alot of gravities per day. I would say I was a pretty heavy smoker. But in quantity it was not much weed per week. Maybe an eighth. But i stayed high all day. Probably straight for the past nine months. Hardly ever smoked bowls or blunts, Just gravities. ( they get you way more fucked up and save pot as well) I was in college so i stayed broke. I'm six foot 190lb. I stay active but dont really exercise. I drink water constantly and take azo cranberry pills everyday. On day 21 or day 36 however you want to look at it, I took a at home strip test from wallgreens. Took a midstream piss in the afternoon and it came back negative with a faint line. I am going to take another one in a few days in the morning to make sure. I'm tying to pass this test without subbing or diluting. This job is very important to me and I dont want the results to come back diluted or positive. Do you all think i'm clean? Do I need to still drink alot of water on test day?

funkyskunk Reviewed by funkyskunk on 06-20-2007. Need your input. I have been monitoring this site for past few weeks. You guys have some great information on here. I have a drug test ( u/a) coming up in about a week and a half. It will be taken at a lapcorp facility. It is for pre-employment. I am very nervous about passing it. I'm probably over worrying for no reason. Here is my background. On the day of the test I will be 38 days clean and 52 days from heavy smoking. (two weeks into quiting i took a couple of gravities on day 14) other than that Rating: 5

[FakeBoobsRule]

Home tests are quite accurate, near 95-97%. If you passed one several weeks ago and another one in a few days using the first void of the day, you should be fine. A line is a line and if you can photcopy it or take a picture of it, then that is a line. The azo pills and excessive drinking aren't doing anything for you. In fact if you drink a lot of water, the day before the home test, cut back on the water a little to make sure you aren't dilute when taking your home test.

[funkyskunk]

What is your theory on taking gravities versus bowls. Taking a 1 liter full of smoke into your lungs has got to be more thc than smoking a bowl? Does anyone know if it will take longer to get clean if you are getting high this way versus traditional blunts and bowls? Does anybody know anybody that passed a home test and then failed a lab test?

[FakeBoobsRule]

Well don't look at it as how much smoke you consume but how much THC you consume. If someone smokes a blunt a day of high grade pot and someone else smokes a blunt of dirtweed a day, the high grade smoker will have consumed more THC and if all other things are equal, they will take longer to get clean. If someone smokes 2 blunts a day of the same pot as someone who smokes 1 blunt a day of the same pot, they will take longer. If someone smokes the same pot as another person but 5 times a day instead of once, well you get it now don't you. But lucky for you, you have taken the guesswork out by using home tests to confirm if you are clean or dirty. You are overthinking it now because you are using home tests so that is the best way. Now just do another home test using the first void of the day without overdrinking the day before and you should be good if you pass it.

[funkyskunk]

ok. Took the home test this morning with my first void. Came back negitive but still has a very faint line. I have the lab test in one week. I'm concerned that i'm not going to pass. lab test are more sensitive. Does anybody have any info on having a faint line on a home test while trying to rid yourself of thc the natural way (time). If i'm still getting a faint line next week with not dilutting it, should i just go with my own or sub just to be sure?

[winston3338]

ok. Took the home test this morning with my first void. Came back negitive but still has a very faint line. I have the lab test in one week. I'm concerned that i'm not going to pass. lab test are more sensitive. Does anybody have any info on having a faint line on a home test while trying to rid yourself of thc the natural way (time). If i'm still getting a faint line next week with not dilutting it, should i just go with my own or sub just to be sure?

I vote sub :stoned:

[FakeBoobsRule]

ok. Took the home test this morning with my first void. Came back negitive but still has a very faint line. I have the lab test in one week. I'm concerned that i'm not going to pass. lab test are more sensitive. Does anybody have any info on having a faint line on a home test while trying to rid yourself of thc the natural way (time). If i'm still getting a faint line next week with not dilutting it, should i just go with my own or sub just to be sure?

If you have read any of my posts other than in this thread you will see I have said if the line can be photocopied of photographed and you can see it, then it is a line. The THC line rarely gets as dark as the control line even if you never smoked pot.

The lab tests are not much more sensitive. I have written this before. Home tests and the first portion of lab tests both use immunoassay technology to test the sample. Most home tests use the same cutoff 50 ng/ml which is what the labs use too. I told you that home test are 95-97% accurate.

[funkyskunk]

ok. I got two days and counting. Took another at home test today. Same deal. Faint line. Cant chance it anymore. Going for the sub method. I got somebody lined up to give me their piss. I'm gonna try to put it in a small container and put it in my briefs. Got some hand warmers to rubberband to the side of it. I got a digial temp gauge to test the best time that I should try it. I know its unsupervised. But i'm scared she is gonna hear me outside the door. I flipping out. Never done this before. I have practiced a little. I'm going to give it a few more test runs. I got like a travel scope bottle. Does anybody know how much (ml) they usually want. This bottle is 47ml. Anybody with first hand advise please tell me what the fuck to do. This sucks so bad. The most stessful time in my life and i cant get blitzed.

[FakeBoobsRule]

You should use 60 cc's to be safe.

Do you think the collector is going to put their ear to the door and listen to you?

Get a 60 cc bottle, fill it fith water at 90-100 degrees and practice, practice, practice. This will give you the confidence you need.

[winston3338]

Heres what I did from another thread.....
I like to keep it in the pouch of briefs like fruit of the loom, which places it right under the boys....I then tighten My belt a extra loop and pull My under ware up tight with a front wedgie and flapped the underware over My belt and wear a t-shirt un-tucked. It was so easy to open My zipper and get it out and pour it and put it right back there. I walked all over and it never moved. Make sure You place it in the pouch pour side first/up.