i've been amazingly lucky, i've gotten pulled for speeding, stupid shit like taking the inside lane when makin a right. And in my town they crack down on dui alot cuz its a college town, so if you're underage and out late or just out late period you get pulled.
I had to run one time when i was drunk, i didn't do anything bad but i was runnin expired tags and i ran outta gas right at a green light, a cop pulled out behind me fast and i stalled like 3 times trying to make the turn. i made it right as some cars got behind me from the light changing, so it looked like i was trying to lose him, so i hauled ass and lost him by turning off my lights, it was snowing lightly but it was twilight so he couldn't see me.

It may have been reckless but i could do without that felony.


anyways always act innocent. thats the only advice i use, act natural and you'll avoid a ticket just about every time. thats not the first time i've had to avoid the 5o and had i been pulled it wouldn't have been the first time while i was drunk. Cops are easy if you don't smell like anything and are 100% coherent, which is easy for me when im not sober.





um can anyone tell im high?


anyways, never been busted was pretty good the only useful thing was how even if a dog isn't alerting to something the trainer can make them false alert just so they can get probable cause to search you. all the other stuff was obvious, how they actively profile everyone, its common sense.

hidden compartments sucked. an idiot could think of something better, they just catch the ones from mexico. mexicans don't have as much stuff to use to modify a car. id hide my weed in an airtight container on the top of my car, like those shitty plastic camper things on suv's. i've never seen an officer lift up their dog to smell up there.