Name it Zarathustra, Agamemnon, Alucard, or Beelzebub. They all sound funny when high and have great connotations.

But really, you should name it in a way that will remind you of when you got it/first used it.

For example, my 3" spoon from Bonnaroo is named Roo and my little metal pieces pipe from Ozzfest is named Ozwald Von Epstein Jr., Oz for short.