England vs America---America vs England

[psteve]

We have a lot in common.
We both put up with a lot of BS from boastful, arrogant bastards who think their country is the shit just because they happen to have been born there/here.
Call me when your country legalizes weed. Then you'll have something to boast about.

[LIP]

We have a lot in common.
We both put up with a lot of BS from boastful, arrogant bastards who think their country is the shit just because they happen to have been born there/here.
Call me when your country legalizes weed. Then you'll have something to boast about.

Sadly i cant say we've legalised it yet, but damn, it IS legal compred to America [I know it's not Americas fault, it's your joke of a government - then again, ours aint much better]

With all the problems in England our lax laws are the only real "good" thing about the place - but even though we're going to shit i'm still very patriotic.

[dannyboy420]

The Brits are still bitter about losing the colonies.

[rastaman79]

england!,england!,england!,england!,£50 says england wins

[psteve]

I'm patriotic too in my own way.
If I wasn't I'd have moved to Holland with my father, instead of moving to Oregon to fight for medical cannabis.
I just can't stand the blind arrogant puffery and jingoist rhetoric that's associated with Amerika's version of patriotism.

[FakeBoobsRule]

I think we should get Prince Harry and the Bush twins to host a little round table discussion with the parties involved here on the board. Then when it is done then have the Royal Spare and the First Twins pull out some blunts and bongs and party down with every one. I'm sure they are still partying but just keep it more private now.

[LIP]

england!,england!,england!,england!,£50 says england wins

I dont think anyone wins. If this is a muck about thread it's great, but if it turns into a what country is better - then there is no competition.

IF it does turn into a what country is better, all i've got to mention is the fact it was US brits who invented the internet, amongst almost everything else and we're done.

I dont want it to turn into that kind of thread though, coz i'll loose my temper and say something i dont mean.

[Runaway Jim]

Well I like britain and all, but the simple fact is that, in terms of military might, America would destroy Britain. We could wipe the entire country off of the map in under an hour. But theres no oil there so it wont happen. In terms of sports, I think america has the majority (soccer is great but cricket is gay as hell) and if it came down to a sports battle, mike tyson could just fend off the entire soccer community while the americans shot up steroids lol
Damn im too high

[geonagual]

I dont think anyone wins. If this is a muck about thread it's great, but if it turns into a what country is better - then there is no competition.

IF it does turn into a what country is better, all i've got to mention is the fact it was US brits who invented the internet, amongst almost everything else and we're done.

I dont want it to turn into that kind of thread though, coz i'll loose my temper and say something i dont mean.

I dont want it to be a competition
maybe some understanding of another culture
although we speak the same language
the way we live is totally different
almost everything is different
and this is including all of the members here from all over the world.

If you think about it
it is very interesting for all of us to be here and talking about all kinds of shit..and our love of cannibis...20 years ago...this wasnt even possible...:jointsmile:

[LIP]

Well I like britain and all, but the simple fact is that, in terms of military might, America would destroy Britain. We could wipe the entire country off of the map in under an hour. But theres no oil there so it wont happen. In terms of sports, I think america has the majority (soccer is great but cricket is gay as hell) and if it came down to a sports battle, mike tyson could just fend off the entire soccer community while the americans shot up steroids lol
Damn im too high

I just dont think that's true. Yes, you've got more soldiers, but they're not as highly trained as our soldiers, not to mention our army is already one of the best in the world, if not THE best. And lets not get started on the SAS and SBS. You'd do some serious damage, granted, but it defiantly wouldnt be a wham bam thankyou maam job. With America's track record of friendly fire we wouldnt have to do any work.

But yes, America and England are very differnt in most ways, but in some ways we're very similar. It's good we can all get along, and like i said, enjoy a bit of harmless banter along the way.

Sterio typically i think of Americans as fat lazy idiots, but this place just proves me wrong, i concider myself friends with tons of Americans, afterall, we're allies, and when your not killing us, your helping us.