To all those who actually had a good idea, thanks.

To those who came up with something halfway funny or original, :thumbsup: I like the magnifying glass idea. Never thought of it. You're a true professional.

To the smartasses who told me to buy a lighter, :S4:

Nah, not really but I'm not friggin stupid. If I had my car and a dollar I'd buy a damn lighter. I'm plenty old enough. If you wanna be a smart ass, at least be good at it like the guy who told me to go stand under a lightning storm.