No Lighter

[one.stoned.wookie]

matches light a candle and use strips of paper to light your bowl or u can be smart and have a backup lighter or u order some beeline and just light a candle and keep lighting the line offa that....but for a bowl shit its kinda hard with out fire unless its sunny out and u got a magnifying glass

[420marijuana420]

use a car light
go out in a thunderstorm and try to get lightning to hit your bowl
steal a light from some one
call up superman and ask for his heat vision
use a stove
use a toaster

[FloydFan]

get out your flint and steel man

[psteve]

Some soldering irons get hot enough...

[deadfan420]

Lol! This thread is cracking me up! There are hundreds of ways you can get a flame without a lighter. But here's the easiest:

1) Walk/drive to closest gas station
2) Pay for small lighter (less than a dollar)
3) Walk/drive back home
4) Pack a tight bowl of your best weed
5) Light that shit
6) Inhale deeply

Repeat steps 5 and 6 as necessary until you can't even remember your name.

[sam44]

magnifying glass duh

[User Name Here]

magnifying glass duh

For real dude. What I was gonna say. Man its like smoking nature with nature.

[M3nt0R]

do the knives...I think you put butter on butter knves (just a little), then put tem on a stove for a while until they start sizzling up the butter...grab a nug between the knives, and catch the steam that comes out into a 2 liter bottle that has the bottom cut open.

[slpntrx5]

dude, if you do end up using a candle, be sure not to let any wax get on the weed. i did that once. it sucked.

you can always use matches.

or heat up a knife in the stove red-hot and press it against the top of the weed in the bowl. should work pretty well i guess.

or yeah, you could just go buy a new lighter ^-^ lolz

[4twentE]

To all those who actually had a good idea, thanks.

To those who came up with something halfway funny or original, :thumbsup: I like the magnifying glass idea. Never thought of it. You're a true professional.

To the smartasses who told me to buy a lighter, :S4:

Nah, not really but I'm not friggin stupid. If I had my car and a dollar I'd buy a damn lighter. I'm plenty old enough. If you wanna be a smart ass, at least be good at it like the guy who told me to go stand under a lightning storm.