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    The Living Will...

    Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said
    to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some
    machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the
    plug."



    She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out my beer.

    Bitch...

    Have a good one!:jointsmile:
    Psycho4Bud Reviewed by Psycho4Bud on . The Living Will... Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out my beer. Bitch... Rating: 5

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    #2
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    The Living Will...

    :S2:

    thanks for the laugh

    My advice to you would be to go draw one up with your lawyer asap because I don't think she'll want to carry out your wishes

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    #3
    Senior Member

    The Living Will...

    Mine wood of unplugged my computer...

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    #4
    Senior Member

    The Living Will...

    i was ab out to say.... aren't you divorced? <.<

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    #5
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    The Living Will...

    Quote Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
    i was ab out to say.... aren't you divorced? <.<
    Twice........but as the song goes, "Once, twice, three times a lady":thumbsup:

    Have a good one!:jointsmile:

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    #6
    Senior Member

    The Living Will...

    If it's a joke, very funny.
    If it really happend just like that, classic. She's a witty one.

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    #7
    Senior Member

    The Living Will...

    Quote Originally Posted by Spoken Word
    If it's a joke, very funny.
    If it really happend just like that, classic. She's a witty one.
    i agree

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    #8
    Senior Member

    The Living Will...

    You are on a role with these today

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    #9
    Senior Member

    The Living Will...

    Over here we call that thing the shit pump...

    Good gag anyway! :thumbsup:

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    #10
    Senior Member

    The Living Will...

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
    Senators 6-1-0

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