ok, WTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PaRaNoIa]

Gremlins!!! They move shit on me all the time. They even put it back in plain sight at a much later time.. normally when I have given up and figured something else for work arounds..

I hope you wash.

[BizzleLuvin]

you guys are absolutely right...GREMLINS! the same goddamn gremlins that hide in the laundry room and steal your socks. the same ones that drink my iced teas in the breakroom at work.

[geonagual]

I lost a pin out of a friends watch yesterday...that thing hit the floor and it was gone forever..never to be seen again. ooops.

[slipknotpsycho]

you guys are absolutely right...GREMLINS! the same goddamn gremlins that hide in the laundry room and steal your socks. the same ones that drink my iced teas in the breakroom at work.

no that's just your co-worker.. but you got the sock thing right...

i wann asee anyoen explain that to me.... cuz ever since heard that shit like 10 years ago i've made sure a pair goes in the wash/dryer... and i almost always end up with 1 sock short of a pair (if not 2 or three, dpeends if they're all the same socks or if there's a few diffrent kinds)

the lint trap sure the fuck didn't eat them... they ain't stuffed in the sides or anything... (done had to fix the belt on our dryer twice... been using it for years and had socks disapear like crazy... didn't find not one sock in there.)

[blazed_babe]

no that's just your co-worker.. but you got the sock thing right...

i wann asee anyoen explain that to me.... cuz ever since heard that shit like 10 years ago i've made sure a pair goes in the wash/dryer... and i almost always end up with 1 sock short of a pair (if not 2 or three, dpeends if they're all the same socks or if there's a few diffrent kinds)

the lint trap sure the fuck didn't eat them... they ain't stuffed in the sides or anything... (done had to fix the belt on our dryer twice... been using it for years and had socks disapear like crazy... didn't find not one sock in there.)

speaking of socks disappearing, i was watching tv late one night, and this hilarious infomercial came on...

"tired of sorting socks the hard way?"
Socksticker - Sock Sorting System - Clothing Accessories

[NteeM]

WEED GNOMES! WEED GNOMES! WEED GNOMES!

The Weed Gnomes have a three-phase business plan, consisting of:

1. Collect Weed
2. ???
3. Profit!

[psteve]

I blame the government.

[blazed_babe]

The Weed Gnomes have a three-phase business plan, consisting of:

1. Collect Weed
2. ???
3. Profit!

Time to go to work, work all night
search for your weed hey!
We wont stop until we have your weed
Yum tum yummy tum day!

[Acouwaila]

holy shit lol... i was bout ot say gremlins tooo.. and i ain't fucking around either... i mean seriously... i've had some weird shit happen, that could happen only by some unknown/unseen 'thing' mvoing it around...

example: me and my wife were tearing up the room looking for something of hers (it's not small either, nor does it 'blend'... it was a face astringent, that is purple, our dresser is brown) we both looked over the dress multiple times since that's where it's kept (she doesn't even smoke weed or drink, i'm pretty sure i was sober at the time) we looked over it and over it, and tore up the room looking for it, then as she's walking out i look over, and dead smack in the middle of the dresser we searched 10 times... geuss what i see..

the same shit youc oudln't have passed up even if you were 70% blind (literally, the color contrast is just that deep, and also the fact that it wasn't cluttered up like crazy so it couldn't have been chiling behind a peice of paper... and we searched over that spot multiple times...)

i know it wsan't her either cuz i was going over the dresser again as she was walking to get TP (we keep it on the other side of the room) and go to the bathroom, right as she opened the door i pick that bottle up and am like.. " um.......................................... isn't this what we were looking for?!" uh...... yeah... where was it? "sitting on the dresser" <my name> im stressed don't fuck with me right now please! "i'm not.....? i just looked over and there it was" then we proceded to question each other over and over again...

it's a coompletely true story too... and she's not hte type to fuck around either, and i know i didn't... i was in no mood to fuck around i wanted to go to bed.

later one of her friends mentioned a 'psychic attack' and explained it to us... either way tho, it's stilll creeped me out til this day ( i'm embarrased to say i waited outside the bathroom door while she went to do her buisness... shit as far as i know a ghost just decided to hide something from us for 30 mins+ ... i wasn't sticking around this goddamn room alone )


oh, and that is by FAR not the only weird instance like that....

That happened to me once man, it was crazy as fuck. I was looking ALL over the bathroom sink for my toothpaste and I swear to god I didnt just 'skim' over it.....I literally stood there for a minute looking all over the sink, and then in the cabinet behind the mirror.

So I went out to the living room and asked if anyone had borrowed it, and they said no....so I go back into my bathroom and there it was....plain as day....on the damn sink....

It was really odd.....extremely weird....Cuz I know I looked all over the sink for it......the sink isnt even that big!!!

[Blondasian]

Yep.. gremlins. My bf thinks I am crazy when I speak of them. Well the girl thing.. They took a whole box of tampons. Couldn't find the damn things. Had to go to the store and buy more. 2 days after my period ends.. box is in plain sight. Its gremlins.. gremlins I tell you!!