When was the last time you masturbated???

[OreO]

shit.........even if i have my gf, im still bustin my nut when she aint around...who careS?...


i masturbate multiple times a day.....is that bad?

[FakeBoobsRule]

Well some will say that masterbation doesn't always mean yourself so here's my little story.

About 2 weeks ago me and my girl were drinking and smoking and she passed out on the couch around midnight. I was really horny and I wanted some but I knew if I woke her up and carried her to bed she would just pass out again. So I sat there for about an hour playing with her while I stayed up and partied. Well she started to stir so I moved to the other side of the couch like nothing was going on. I asked if she was ready to go to bed and she said yes. Well we get in bed and start making out and had some great sex. After she is like "I woke up so wet and horny..." and she was about to describe this dream she thought she was having and I started laughing and I told her what I did and my diabolical plan to take advantage of her lol. She wasn't upset at all as she has a great sex drive so it was all good. I knew she wasn't going to get mad as long as she wasn't grumpy from waking up.

If I remember correctly the next day I was texting her that I just found her boy shorts from the night before and how they were reminding me of her and how yummy she was and I needed some more. She came home during her lunch break for some afternoon delight!

[Canadien.]

shit.........even if i have my gf, im still bustin my nut when she aint around...who careS?...


i masturbate multiple times a day.....is that bad?

Fuck no.

Less than six hours my friends, and I think I will now. :rastasmoke:

[JeKo]

Less than an hour..

[KingsBlend420]

My senior year of high school when I had a gf I had sex almost every day, and I jacked off on a regular basis, I find it a lot different than having sex. It's hard to explain how it's different though.

[geonagual]

no i think about your mom



haha jks man, had to lol

:S2::S2:

Right on time

[rastaman79]

when ever i cant sleep,and my missus is already asleep,and most mornins, you dont have to cuddle your hand! lol

[magic009]

lol wtf i dont even get what this post is about i mean i do but why any one would post it is beoned me lol anyway i hardly ever pull off my gf has a very big sex drive and want's it more then me! now that's bad lol but then i dont really have a big sex drive befor amy i was only fucking like three times a week lol now 1-2 times a day but when i dont see her i pull my self off and i dont think about her fuck that im not saying she is ugly or any thing like that but i have been fucking that ass for the last two monthes so a change is nice lol i just slap on some porn and go for my life but have any of you ever notest this i can fuck my gf for like two hours with out blowing yet i pull my dick and if im lucky 20mins and it's all over anyway i have know idea why im telling you people this maybe i should get a life lol later peoples

[Skink]

Ohh i just thought of a question...to those who have g/f's : When you do masturbate do you think about your girlfriend whilst getting off?

When I was married I thought about the hot chick next door...

[Darth Vapor]

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Okay. Definitely less than an hour ago.