So I sub'ed, and boy was it a close one...

[bluemoon]

FIrst - Thanks for that woderful sticky N2 -

I practiced about 3 times, and it really made it go a lot easier.

So now for the fuck up of fuckups...

I go into a UA testing facility, have my quick fix 4.0 in my trousers, rubber banded to a heat pad. I actually tested 3 kinds, and I find the small Icy hot patch puts it at 100 on the dot, took only 10 -15 secs for it cool down and register.

Simple as pie, no one could hear any bottle noise (i found out about the QF bottle gasping for air the hard way) over the bathroom fans.

Sounds good right?

Well I turned to open the door behind me, and as it began to close, it hit my arm holding the UA.

Quick fix went everywhere, a little more than half the bottle. Even got on the female collector, other specimens, etc. So she holds the bottle, about a 30ml was left.

I apologized, and began cleaning up my mess immediately. I even stayed 20 mins to wipe the floor, door, table, and wall and spray her down with sanitizer.

Anyhow she was cool, and said it should be ok (amount wise).

Was very stressing moment. As I stood up and threw the last paper towels away, the fucking bottle slid out of my double boxer briefs.

Now Im in khakis, so I dont have the firm jean type support around the ankles.

So I said to her (she already sealed my single specimen and put it in the bag) - I think I have to go a little more, may I please use your restroom before I go? She said "Sure"...

So as the bottle is barely on the edge of my shoe, I do a quasi shuffle to the bathroom, didnt even need to go, and put the bottle in my sock.

Oddly enough - nothing was said.

Shoudl I be ok?

I ordered anoth QF priority to be here by wednesday just in case.

It was a common chain UA lab, so I dunno. Do they covertly try to bust your, or would have any problems been mentioned then?

Edit - I almost went bust on a job offer for literally double my salary, and I dont graduate for another 8 months. Im still a tad shaky..

bluemoon Reviewed by bluemoon on 06-18-2007. So I sub'ed, and boy was it a close one... FIrst - Thanks for that woderful sticky N2 - I practiced about 3 times, and it really made it go a lot easier. So now for the fuck up of fuckups... I go into a UA testing facility, have my quick fix 4.0 in my trousers, rubber banded to a heat pad. I actually tested 3 kinds, and I find the small Icy hot patch puts it at 100 on the dot, took only 10 -15 secs for it cool down and register. Simple as pie, no one could hear any bottle noise (i found out about the QF bottle gasping for Rating: 5

[geonagual]

your fine...funny story though..if they got it and it is on the way, you should be straight...I am a little surprised that they didnt make you pee some more..but if they said it was ok,,then it is okay. Congrats

[bluemoon]

well I took the test monday around 12-1pm. Its friday. I start monday. If the sample wasnt enough, would they have called by now?

I got another QF just in case.

Any opinions would be greatly appreciated.

[winston3338]

well I took the test monday around 12-1pm. Its friday. I start monday. If the sample wasnt enough, would they have called by now?

I got another QF just in case.

Any opinions would be greatly appreciated.

I think Your fine and I did read about the OF bottle sucking air here and it helped Me make the decision to pour.