Canibus anyone ever heard of him or like him?

[StonedAssasin]

Well the thread is self explanatory.. he's sick.. Anyone heard him? Go check him on youtube! download some of his shit.. he's a lyrical metaphorical genius!.. My god...

StonedAssasin Reviewed by StonedAssasin on 06-18-2007. Canibus anyone ever heard of him or like him? Well the thread is self explanatory.. he's sick.. Anyone heard him? Go check him on youtube! download some of his shit.. he's a lyrical metaphorical genius!.. My god... Rating: 5

[420marijuana420]

dude, he sucks.

he's got no flow, he sounds like one of those sorry ass rappers who just desperately picks words in a freestyle just because they rhyme, if that makes sense

[StonedAssasin]

Are you serious? omfg dude.. no offense.. but learn the words first LOL I could see you're about the new stuff.. no biggie.. but saying he suck just proves to me you don't no talent.. lmao his shit is sick.. no matter what you say.

[420marijuana420]

well since I can't understand the words let's take a look at his lyrics
(source: Canibus - Canibus Man Lyrics - Canibus Man - Lyrics On Demand)

Yo, yo, let me explain something so that you understand
You will never be iller than the Canibus man OH NO THE BIG SCARY CANIBUS MAN!!
You could be male, female, black, white
Fuck the details, I rip a ***** with a rhyme till he screams help
Any ***** I told to kneel knelt whoa he's cool
You haven't the slighest idea what a real MC is about
You need to be yourself, you can't sound like nobody else
And you can't do all of the beats yourself
You can't do it without the streets help
*****z on the block that blast the boom box till the speakers melt gayest line ever
That's how I was brought up, big fat elephant balls what
I'm a knucklehead with big walnuts, small frame extra large guts
I'll do anything to a ***** if he pushes me hard enough
I use to rhyme like all day
I mean little ***** spittin till my jaws felt sore with pain
I use to train with myself in the mirror
Like "Mirror mirror on the wall, tell me who's iller"..................
How you like that? I use to say it just like that
Maybe I should copyright that, I'll be right back
[Pause]
Sorry to leave you hangin are you kidding me?
I write things down quick cuz I ain't takin no chances
Thats the difference between you and me
You a wanna-be, and I'm an MC
I'm just in the booth right now
I'm just kickin it with you right now
I'm tellin you the truth right nowhe just repeated himself
You can't fuck with the Canibus man, you can't fuck with the Canibus man

[Canibus:]
Now in this rap field, I got a lot of confirmed kills
I put *****z through drills to prove if they got true skills
You coulda sold millions, but if you ain't got 100 bars shut the fuck up
At least don't talk to me, cuz I aint hearin you
If you that ill, give me a hundred bars, I'm darin you
I definitely ain't scared of you
I go to war cuz I'm prepared to lose
Just as long as I get to damage you
Take the mic from you, then put a knife in you
That's what I like to do, make you lose a pint or two
If you a lion I'm a tiger too
I could be as nice as you, but if you a snake I'm a viper too
Look you in the eyes and lie to you
Thinkin about all the possible ways to kill you while I smile at you
You like to get fly ***** I'm a pilot too
Don't even try to get deep cuz I'm a diver too
Don't try to fit in my shoes cuz you cant
Nobody can fuck with the Canibus man, understand?

[Canibus:]
Yo, yo, yo, my mouth is mechanically mechanized
My verbal weapon fires a whole clip of rhymes before you can get off one round
Can-I-Bus will buss ya, apply enough pressure to crush ya, I pulverize mother fuckers
Leave MC's laid out like hurricane debris, 15 Megatons of TNT
The overseas block busta, bustin up blocks like the Tiguska meteorite to hit Russia
Comin from the underground I discovered
A ground underneath the ground before underground bunkers
Dedicate it's blunkers, deeper than the labrith
Conductin excavations of the matrix
Living in uninhabitable places, craters of a desert like oasis with a cydonian faces
As barren as Las Vegas, as barren as the wombs of women who use artificial insemination
As barren as Utah's Salt Lake City basin, as barren as ancient Egypt before irrigation
A five-star chef makin mouth-watering creations with blood stains on my apron
Put the heads of wack MC's in my oven and bake them
Then garlic bread sticks in their eye sockets and taste them
It's not really that odd, when you consider part of the ancient culture loves to eat dogs
Feline cats with their claws, paws and all
Caucasians eat frogs, African-americans eat the hog
Hindus in India will kneel to the floor and worship cows and rats as gods
I raise the odds, spit rhymes towards Mars and beyond to the nearest binary star
I'mma tell you once more my main man, you can't fuck with the Canibus man

so, that verse there is a sample of why he sucks

[StonedAssasin]

Sure.. if you chose to display his weakest stuff.. fine.. but that's the same with any rapper.. I could pick some of Lil waynes weakest shit and be like.. dude he sucks because of that.. and that's it.... he's done.. It doesnt work like that :/

[StonedAssasin]

And if you like Dipset LOL that stuff is better than their nursery shit omg.. Juelz Santana cracks me the fuck up!

[NteeM]

he's ok. Canibus has some nerdy lyrics to go with a mean voice, but whoever produces his albums fucking sucks. Rip the Jacker is his only good album, the rest have a few good tracks but really suck.

[Leftfield2356]

he's ok. Canibus has some nerdy lyrics to go with a mean voice, but whoever produces his albums fucking sucks. Rip the Jacker is his only good album, the rest have a few good tracks but really suck.

I agree 100% :rastasmoke:

[Leftfield2356]

"Yo, yo, yo, my mouth is mechanically mechanized"

that is the worst line I've ever heard lmao

[420marijuana420]

"Yo, yo, yo, my mouth is mechanically mechanized"

that is the worst line I've ever heard lmao

This is just like every other song.

SA you should hear can-i-bitch by eminem. that's a good one.